Originally Posted by
patentcad
So who will star as the beleaguered Tom Hanks sargent in the BF epic 'Saving Private Ryanf'? I volunteer. Plot synopsis: Ryanf is stationed with a combat battalion in far eastern Afghanistan when High Command decides he must be brought back to the USA to salvage the sinking Great Recssion spirits of a bike schwag starved BF. All communications to his unit have been cut off, so the only solution is to send a company of men off to retrieve him.
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among others.
I'll be Field Marshall Treefox, brought in during a few short scenes to provide comic relief with a badly-acted British accent and penchant for tea, snuff, and sending the working class over the top to show The Hun what's what. Toodle pip.