Wow. This thread is what happens when the desire to be declared the winner trumps all else.
Reminds me of the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons where Foghorn stands, smirking, at the line indicating the end of the dog's leash, and the dog is straining at its collar, going "BOW WOW WOW WOW SNARL (etc)."
(oh, and slloth is Foghorn, BTW, though I don't really believe it was ever his intent to be)