What the he!! are you doing at 93rd and Cicero? The Top-Notch Beefburger at Western is better anyway, and I know you're not going to Palermos on your bike. Looking for Paris Hilton at the Hilton?
Looks like Mayonnaise is leaving Midway and going into the deep south. While you might be the fastest on your block, you'll have trouble being fastest in your neighborhood.
Don't even try being my friend unless you wear your helmet each and every ride.
End of sermon