Well I was planning on doing some "Death Race 2000" inspired runs on the tandem...

Just imagine the point I'd score for runnin' down a flock of nuns...

So I guess once I'm processed & have my mug shot taken with the bike (oh, and it'll submit that to FGG so fast if they have WI-FI at CCC...), then I can start mintin' those plates.

Seriously, I want one that says "F*NGERBANG". But if that won't fit I'll settle for "FNGBNG".