ToC Domestique to cheer for...
I'm going to be on the sidelines for a few Tour of California events.
I'd like to vociferously cheer for some domestique that has no chance of winning anything. Someone who no one else will cheer for.
Things I'm looking for:
Very new to the pros (close second: very close to retirement (35+))
No pro results to speak of
Doesn't speak English
BIG PLUS: first time visiting the United States
Recommendations?
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