Originally Posted by
lil brown bat
You could always do the laundry. It's the best way if you want it done just so.
Yes, but then the wife will have nothing to do! Next thing you know she might want to use the remote or go visit with her friends.

It's a slippery slippery slope.
NOTE: I realize that this is text and it is difficult conveying humor sometimes. This is meant as a joke.