I run most all of my errands on a bike pulling a converted kiddie trailer. A couple of times, while locking up outside the grocery store, people have asked me if I had gotten a DUI. But the best one was when I was loading two cases of beer in at the liquor store, someone walked out and mumbled under their breath, "You'll never learn".

On the plus side, nothing gets a conversation going faster with young women at crosswalks then waiting for a light with a trailer loaded with beer. If I had my dog along with me back there, I think it would be doubly effective.

jim