I made out well in my old town fixing up bicycles for people the cops had nabbed for DUI. I'd even travel with a tool-kit if need be and make a house-call.

Did that one day, and the young man had a small (7 or 8) gathering of his friends. I was truing his front wheel when the police marched into his yard. They found a bag of pot on a picnic table. And promptly arrested....ME. I had long-hair, so it must be mine. I don't even smoke the stuff. Then they had an "AHA!" moment at the police-station when they searched me. They found my red Park Tool spoke-wrench. Claimed it was a roach-clip and added a paraphernalia charge on me.

It was thrown out of court later. My attorney and I told the judge the cop went after yours truly due to my appearance. Said the cop would have shot me if I was African-American. The judge agreed.

Careful of those DUI jobs in fascist towns.