Originally Posted by
CliftonGK1
I tried that once, but my bars couldn't hold that much awesome and my whole bike broke. I think I'll be OK if I back off a bit and get an XtraCycle with Steven Segal riding on back.
The benefit to that..is that Mr. Segal...is defensive weapon only, based on akido (look at the movies, he never starts...but he sure finishes

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