Originally Posted by
mooxster
yea i forgot about the "Do as lance does part.
I'm going to craigslist all my bikes today so I can buy Trek's. Then I will quit my job, ignore my kids and break up with my wife so I can date a just turned 18 anorexic childstar. Then in three years I'll go ask for my job back.
that's the spirit! Don't forget to take some anabolic steroids too!