Its a wonderful paradox:

If you drive an SUV you're an asshat.
If you drive a foreign car that's tuned you're a wannabe.
If you drive a domestic car that's tuned you're a gearhead.
If you drive a truck you're a redkneck.
If you ride a commuter bike you're strange.
If you ride a mountain bike you're a DUIcyclist.
If you ride a BMX you're a kid, or considered immature.
If you ride a road bike you're a wannabe Lance Armstrong.
If you ride a fixed gear bike you're a wannabe hipster/messy.

If people devoted half as much time to being involved in putting down the other half, **** might actually be getting done and we wouldn't be sucking dick for beer money as a society.