Kona Jake The Snake. I have the Major Jake and Love IT!!! Don't even get me started on how much I love that bike
. It can do just about anything and fits me perfectly.
If you are willing to go used (like I did), you can even pick up a Major Jake for around $1,000. Mine was $1,000 on ebay and came with Dura Ace shifters/cranks and Ultegra Ders.
I highly recommend used if you can find a relatively risk free deal. I bought mine from a bike shop on ebay.