I went out riding on Tuesday on a bike I hadn't ridden for about 8 months. It was shifting a little sluggishly and I was looking down at the rear cassette and watching it shift and ran into a dumpster. I managed to get out of my clips and land on my feet. I looked around to see who saw my stupidity and was glad that I couldn't see anybody.

The dumpster was in front of a house and they had filled a diaper box with dirty diapers and my collision dumped it and them all over their driveway. I had to pick them all up, straighten my handlebars and brifter and go on my way.