Yeah, I nearly had a bird strike this morning. It swerved when it was about half a metre away. I was already ducking and bracing for impact. Then I got knocked off my bike by some half witted twit in a car. I know, I've read the "rude motorist" thread too... nevertheless, I vented like a madman. He's sitting in his car about 40 metres away going "you alright... I just didn't seen you mate, I just didn't seen you". With language like that, I figured he was brain dead already. I let fly and got back on my bike. Can't believe that I didn't get a scratch on me. Just a nice bruise on my thigh to match the one I got falling of my MTB.
I bought some lotto tickets today too.