My main complaint is that the word bogies is spelled wrong. It's boogies. Two entirely different things. A bogie is an unknown aerial target to fighter pilots. It's also a railroad term to define the undercarriage of a railcar. And it's also a term for a cigar or cigarette. Boogies is definitely the word you wanted, Basil. And don't give me any of that Queen's English crap as an excuse. Other than that, the premise had promise, but the delivery was weak.

Advise: You best get used to Lance threads for the foreseeable future.