I'd probably ride the frame as a 3 mph beer buster. If i drank beer. But it's definitely tarshed otherwise. Running into stuff is a big reason I keep my nighttime romps to just a few blocks' radius.

Edit: put the frameset on your dorm wall or, better, ceiling for the rest of the year. It will be a good story to prove your manliness right before you two get down to doing the dirty.