I'm drunk! Here's how it went... Started off with Cutthroat that I smuggled into the Salt City Sprints (roller races on 52/13 fixed), then rolled to Urban Lounge where I knocked back Evolution, Black Lev, Newcastle, Jamison, and some cream ale I've never had. Then sprinted back to my place, which was hard as hell, dropped onto my couch, and reported directly to all of you.

Cheers, my friends.