I have been bicycling for more than 50 years, and I have yet to see a nuclear power plant out there, nor a loaded gun with the safety off, though there are many guns out there.
And I wouldn't stand in front of them, if I did see them.
I have seen far too many cars racing like crazy and here they don't or won't stop for much of anything, least of all having run over and killed a bicyclist.
Now, on a tombstone, you can use all caps, or not, but it isn't shouting. Caps are sometimes used for emphasis, not shouting.
So the proper tombstone epitaph, not shouting, just the dead speaking would be, if I have been properly corrected about not having the right opinion here, is: "SURE THEY RAN ME OVER WITH THEIR MONSTER SPORT UTE, AND KILLED ME AND LEFT ME LAYING DEAD IN THE ROAD, AND DROVE AWAY, BLAMING ME FOR IT, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BUT MY LIFE WAS NOT IN THEIR HANDS BECAUSE I DETERMINED WHERE I RODE, AND BESIDES, IT'S OK, BECAUSE THIS IS A RARE OCCURRENCE."
Thanks for setting me straight on that.
It's not dangerous in front of the car when you are at the same speed UNTIL (emphasis, not a shout) they get a cell phone call, pick up the phone, stop looking, and you have to stop.
Or they sneeze, or some other tic that causes them to just run you over.
I also ride a motorcycle, and one of our main concerns is about being too slow when the cars are going too fast.
Anyway, again my point is that Jeff is doing a great service there and my policy is be safe rather than right and sorry.
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