All aspects of this thread, including the Kitn related ranting, are hilarious.

"Hi honey, watcha doing?"
"Oh, this guy on BikeForums had the pressure let out of one of his tires."
"Gosh! And did a battle of the sexes ensue?"
"You got it. Can you bring me a beer and a towel for my forehead?"

But that's what the internet is for, I guess.