Originally Posted by
lambo_vt
Do you really think pissing is an acceptable way to deal with life? Big tough dude, pissing everywhere... sheesh.
Well I'm pissing with a Tom Jones circa 1979 kinda flair, so no one should be offended. I like to think of myself more like a national Icon, akin to Calvin. My pissing will charm your pants off(that's where my professional pisser angle comes into play).