which is worse:

a. not being able to wrap your mind around the intricate complexities of niche fashion

b. poorly attempting humor by starting a thread about said intricate complexities, then spending two pages looking like a moron while defending the idea

c. realizing it's pointless and attempting desperately to paint the entire thing like a joke

d. coming to the previous conclusions only to realize that clicking the [reply] link makes you (and by you i mean me) part of the fail