Public nudity almost never turns out well. It always seems that the folks in the most hurry to run free unencumbered by the constraints of fabric are the very last folks you'd ever want to see naked.
Some people should just never be allowed out of their clothing - at least not within view of polite society. Me included.
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"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it’s the triumphant twang of a bedspring."
S. J. Perelman