Ok, I'll tell you what to do:
I will send you a check that exceeds by far the price of said bike, subtract msrp then mail me back the remainder. All I'm asking is that you keep it confidential, you know if the word spreads out many ppl would be asking me for help.
In the mean time I have to unload few high-end speakers off the back of a white van...oh, by the way you owe me a beer!!