1. If you are on time and doing your work, F-'em. Otherwise, your life is your own.
2. If I sprang for every strong-arm attempt by my colleagues, I wouldn't be able to afford a bicycle tube. F-'em.
3. If someone doesn't like my shorts, my answer is, "I wear 'em nice an' tight to make it more convenient in the event someone needs to KISS MY ASS!" Short answer: F-'em.
Am I popular around the office? F-'em.
