Someone take a dump in your Wheaties this morning? Last I checked, people did ask for opinions on parts here, and it's not like this is another "Should I get 105 or Rival?" thread or something, and this is not exactly an easy set of criteria to search for, so it's not exactly crazy to try and find out if someone has previous experience to share from looking for (and hopefully finding) something similar. In short, grow the F up, stop beating your chest and learn that the snap and snark, while fun, is not always the right answer. Sometimes, it really is just being an a-hole.