You assumed that you know something about my qualifications to offer some advice. That advice was contained in a sarcastic response, just like your sarcastic response quoted in this post. I'm going to go out on a limb and assume (uh oh!) that you were bullied a bit in school, and you are oversensitive when someone pokes fun at others, hence your very silly reply.

Whatever the case, I am glad that you have it in you to stand up for someone else over the internet. It shows great strength, courage, and moral responsibility.

I suppose that I should not that the second paragraph (and maybe more) should be read in a sarcastic tone. I wouldn't want to leave you on your own to assume how to read it.