Which is why you have much to learn grasshopper. The motivation to have a Mohawk (or any other haircut for that matter) should transcend petty things like "coolness" or acceptance by peer groups. Through cutting one's hair in the bathroom sink to achieve an entirely poorly done haircut, one can achieve a zen like state of "radness" in which the need to be seen as any particular thing is replaced by a state of simply being "rad". People of this mindset make fashion choices not based on either acceptance or on irony, but simply because those choices are awesome.


/quasi sarcasm although I'm not entirely sure speaking as someone who kind of sort of has a mohawk