Originally Posted by
BustaQuad
I don't know - I'm planning on seeing the doc tomorrow morning. I guess I could go this route, though:
"degloved scrotums attend the Accident and Emergency departments of hospitals each year. In one famous case involving an electric shoe-shining belt, the injured man tried to staple his torn scrotum together with an industrial stapler and only later discovered he was missing a testicle. "
I'm a bit troubled that you're not in the ER already. Hopefully you'll have this sewn up properly. Then before each future ride, just be sure to lube up the nose of the saddle with Phil grease.