Originally Posted by
noglider
The best badly worded sign at work:
November safety slogan: Use the right tool for the job, and keep your hands out of tight places. Remember, you only have two.
I am not kidding. I really saw this sign at work.
There's a sign at a parking lot I pass every day on my way to work.
POSTED
NO PARKING
Violators will be towed at your expense!
At MY expense? hmm...