My big pet peeve is watching a one eyed midget ride his mountain bike with whoafully underinflated knobby tires and too low of a saddle down the wrong side of the road, at night with all black clothes on and no lights, reflectors or blinkies, listening to the Dixie Chicks through headphones and texting on his Iphone while running through a red light and littering on his way to the voting polls.....and then has the nerve to call it commuting.

Whoa....that just pisses me right off!