Well good for you, but a 'friend' friend not a chump friend!

..............We had a friend that was pretty close to us. She had this habit of running her mouth a little too much. One day I got tired of it and did some flapping of the gums myself. Didn't hear from her for about a year. So one day she shows up on a ride at our rest area. Goes on and on about how she would like to ride with us again. Next thing I know she's pointing out problems with her bike. I adjust the derailleurs for her then she rides off and we never hear from her again!

...What a chump!