Notice people I said "riding a fixie is dangerous AT FIRST"

Now will you just agree with me! I know none of your mom's wombs came with a fixie inside it so you could practice for your delivery room debut.

I mean I can unlearn the years of freewheel riding but again, WHY BOTHER. There seems to be no real benefit for going fixed, like everything you can do on your fixed I can do better on my SS, (and faster). Keep in mind I don't live in a city and there are hills all around me.