Originally Posted by
cycleheimer
1) Did Lance Armstrong ever due a "beer run" on this bike?
2) Has this bike ever been used on any episode of Jackass or Wild Boys?
3) When you say Huffy, are you referring to Vincenzo Huffy the famed Italian frame builder?
4) Is this the bike Fat Joe rode in one of his Rap videos?
5) Is the saddle covered in fine Corinthian leather?
6) Has any internationally recognized bicycle racer ever won any major races on it?
7) Did it originally come with a "dork disc"? If so, will you include it in a possible sale?
1) Almost, until they told him he can't take his martini outside the bar. After all, the owner wanted his shot glass back.
2) It depends whether you mean an official episode, or whether I've just been a jackass in general.
3) You're getting me all huffed up over nothing.
4) If you say so, in which case, I'm raising the price $1,000
5) No, it's covered with butt leather. You'll be the butt of all jokes!
6) Yes. Lance Armstrong, Eddy Merckx, Fausto Coppi, and Luciano Pavarotti.
7) Yes. I can include 5 of them for an extra $250.
-Colonel Havock