Originally Posted by
unixpro
Ah, if we're going to supply that, you're obviously going to need to undergo a paradigm shift and concentrate your resources on the conceptualization of the thought experiment. Once you've completed your initial group study and have what you perceive as a viable solution, we'll convene a focus-group, run it up the flagpole, and return the modified feedback for your review. You will, of course, have to submit a full marketing plan, taking into account the various but nevertheless critical demographic and ideological differences of your target audience, with a particular emphasis on scenarios affecting the post fourth-decade population. These studies will be complicated by any cross-functional indices you may wish to include, with the obvious impact on the remuneration we will require.
Where is professor Irwin Corey, now that we really need him? I'd even settle for Norm Crosby.