Yep, I'm dead. Got bored down there under all that dirt, so I clawed my way out ans started spinning.
Whenever I ride by, all the kids yell out, "Hey freaky freaky zombie biker dude!" Pretty cool, except I can't get that putrid smell out of my shorts.
Hahaha this is ridiculous, pretty funny.

And once, before the car thing, a rapid raccoon attacked me and sucked my brain out through my nose.

That hurt.