Once a truck pulled up next to me, then just after he passed me, pulled directly over and parked right in front of me. I managed to slow down enough so that my front tire just tapped his bumper without damage.. what an a-hole.
Another time, i'm in the bike lane and a Prius unexpectedly gets over into the lane to turn right. I don't have enough time to stop completely so again, my front wheel hits his car, my body kind of fell over onto the back quarter panel. No damage to me, maybe some scratches on his car, but that's what he gets.. That's about it for me.