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Old 04-09-09 | 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by DScott
How could a twenty minute delay affect the contents of his blood, urine, or hair? Collecting all that is directly monitered. It's not like he went into another room and came back with the samples.

"Let's see, now where did I put those vials of blood and that cup of pee? Dude! Quick! Give me some of your hair!"


I wonder what Lance's vital fluids would be worth on ebay?
I figured it out.

He went to the bathroom for twenty minutes, but he wasn't alone. He actually had all of his blood changed out with one of his associates who is clean. This associate will probably die soon from high hematocrit levels or something, but we won't hear about it.

He then had a hair transplant done with this same associate. Finally, he, umm, yeah, I can't even make something up that could make a urine sample clean in 20 minutes. Maybe he peed, so that when the tester asked for the sample, he didn't have any to give, then the guy got bored and left?
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