Originally Posted by
H-Bear
Lance has some great zingers on Twitter:
lancearmstrong: Was winning the Tour seven times that offensive?!?
about 21 hours ago from TwitterBerry
lancearmstrong: Just took a shower. Got it down under 10 mins. Whew.
about 12 hours ago from TwitterBerry
lancearmstrong: LMAO!!!
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/
about 10 hours ago from web

From that web link....
A fake penis? So does that mean the tester has to tug on it to make sure it is real?