This is one of the funniest, most ironic threads I have read! I can't believe that you are trying to stop noobs from getting insulted then you yourself get insulted. I couldn't stop laughing.
Then when I read this:
Oh, about that hehe...well it's still kind of a road bike (sorry!) And plus I'm still debating on whether I should convert that (which I kinda don't want to do, being a noob and all) or buy a track bike (which I have no money for) so you have any suggestions on what I should do?..just kidding. but seriously I'm still debating and don't actually ride FG yet. Yes you can clown on my dumbass for that.
I just about spit out the water I was drinking.