I had to google this woman because I have never heard of Elizabeth Hassleback before but yeah, a bike to the face sounds like some pretty good justice for a nutjob like this.

I got the weirdest project yesterday. My mom's neighbour has to walk with a cane due to an industrial accident many years ago. She is a nice woman and we often talk about bikes because she really misses cruising around on her old bike. Yesterday, she calls up my mom and asks for my help with this odd bike that a friend gave her. I went and picked it up and yeah, it is this completely crazy-awesome 3-wheeled trike-buggy thing! I will have to take a photo, it is wild and looks like it would be the best ever CM bike. I don't know where it came from but all three wheels are taco'd and it needs a fair bit of work but it should be fun and it will be great for her to get around on...