He came up alongside me as we were both coming up to a right turn so he could have been trying to get me to stop so he could cut me off, or he might have been setting up for the turn and just never noticed me entirely. Either way the handslap on a passenger side window always works like a charm in those instances.

I also had to look up who the elizabeth hasselbeck was;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Hasselbeck

I'm not sure anyone deserves to have a bike messenger crash into their face, but this is probably as close as it gets