On your ride today, what kind of verbal abuse (if any) did you get from motorists, pedestrians or other non-cyclists? And what did you do to respond?

This is assuming that you were obeying the rules of the road, weren't being reckless and were generally behaving and didn't deserve the verbal abuse. If not, then you pay the price!

So tell us all about your verbal abuse for the day and what you did in return!