Don't know if you know a comedian called "Joe Pasquali"? He has a song that can be Adapted that suits this thread.
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
"I know a thread that will get on your nerves- get on your nerves- get on your nerves"
It carries on with the above repeated for 3 hours- or until someone get the baseball bat out.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot seven.
Spike Milligan