OK, let's go the other way from the other thread. I've lost a few pounds in the last 6 months, so here goes:

1) Your old clothes fit your 17 year old son and his old clothes fit you.

2) Crosswinds now matter!

3) You are now wearing pants waist sizes that you haven't worn since grade school, but you need to get the "relaxed" cut for your guads and cottage of wattage.