if you're the guy riding a brakeless fixie in prospect park today with your friend on a geared bike, nice ride.

if you're the kid who hit me in the ass with a snowball on bergen st, nice shot.

if you're the girl who yelled "pay attention" at me while crossing against the light and talking on a cell phone, nice sense of irony.

if you're the lady in a minivan who cut me off and forced me into a snowbank, nice driving.

if you're the girl on a bike who waved at me on flatbush, nice attitude.

if you're in brooklyn, it's a nice day for a ride.