I had a guy look at me funny on the way downtown, so I killed him and his family...no wait, must stop voices in head...

Actually I am rarely yelled at. They just very quietly cut me off and try to run me over. Maybe if they yelled more I could be better prepared. The one time I was yelled at recently was by a guy cutting across a parking lot at 40mph. It sounded something like: "youahdjha udjhafpoi!" I wanted to tell him: If you want to insult others while driving you need to 1) slow down so we can hear you; and 2) fix your muffler so we can hear you.

While I had NEVER verbally accosted a driver before, this time I did. Must be a near death experience thing. Though I couldn't hear him, he definitely heard me (in language Joe has requested we not use). The funny thing is that as he drove past he looked familiar. But it turned out not to be who I thought--whew! Watch your public displays in smaller communities.

Clay