Hey! I usually get flamed in here for admiting to stuff like that! OK, I wasn't going to tell this one. Last Friday a guy cut me off on my way home from work. I had to ride up on the opposite sidewalk to avoid him, then, immediately get back out into the road. He slowed way down and started to roll down his window, I pulled in front of him and accelerated away. After he honked several times, I reached arround, puckered my fingers and knocked them agains my butt ... like.. "kiss my a$$". Went home, headed out on the training ride. As I rode in from the ride, this dude pulls up on my lawn! This was 3 hourse after the initial incident. I was pissed, amped from the ride and jumped right in his face ( I am a long time Karate ka and have no qualms about getting on someone when it is necessary- though I avoid confrontation). Well, he starts in on how he just followed me home to apologize ... yeah right, this dude was big .. and he's parked in front of my door! Further, he says I insulted his fiancee by "spreading my cheeks" in front of his car. So, I proceeded to demonstrate that I couldn't spread my cheeks with spandex on. He persisted. So, I bent over, pulled down my bike shorts and spread my cheeks for him. He ran like the wind. The cops showed up at about 10:00pm laughing their asses off. Said they had to write a report since he had filed a complaint. Now everyone knows I am a perv.