I seem to have given you too much credit Velocipedio, I gave you an average speed of 27kph and hence a time of 185 hours to get that cycling in (perhaps I should re-evaluate your relative fuddiness), I also had you doing more sleep, 8.5 hours per night...
I guess the next step in efficency would be combining the two. How about holding class in a peleton? I'll drive the support car with the blackboard attached to it and the extra chalk.