umd and I were going up a 2% rise at a good speed towards the end of our ride. I told him he should look at his power. He said "it's 180, why?". I just give him an evil look.
If he's doing 180, what does he think I'm doing! 
He's a little dense sometimes.
It depends. Do you weigh more, less, or the same as he does?
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