LO Says...
I took the day off work, slept in, brought a book to my favorite little deli for breakfast, then rode for four hours.

Sounds pretty rich to me! Can you get Unemployment there, or have you used up the life limit? Write a note detailing the day and put in an envelope marked " Do not open until the March blizzard blows snow up your pants" Then get a cup-o-joe and read brother, read!